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The time on a clock that doesn't care if it's AM or PM. It's just there to confuse you and make you feel stupid.

'It's 3 o'clock and you're still asleep? You're gonna be dead by 5.'

'Why is the clock showing 12 o'clock when it's clearly noon and you're hungover?'

'12 o'clock? That's not a time, that's a lie.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The time when office workers forget they're married and start doing it in the break room like they’re in a movie.

'I saw my boss at 2 o'clock. He was doing it with the new intern. I didn't say anything. I didn't want to live.'

'She was at 3 o'clock. I didn't say anything. I was too busy doing it with the printer.'

'It was 1 o'clock and the whole office was doing it. Even the janitor.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

When a hot girl walks in and your bro is too dumb to notice. You say the time like it's a game of guess who. If she's behind him, it's 6 o'clock. If she's in front, it's 12. If she’s on the side, it's 3 or 9. You don’t care if it’s right. You just want to win.

'Bro, she's right behind you. That's 6 o'clock. You're blind.'

'He said it was 3 o'clock. I said it was 9. He lost.'

'You said 12 o'clock. I said 12 o'clock. We both won.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The time you were born, eighteen years later, and you're still stuck with the same face. It's like the universe hit you with a bag of bricks and said 'this is your eighteen-year anniversary.'

'18 o'clock? That’s not a time. That’s a joke.'

'I turned 18 at 18 o'clock. I didn’t even know what time it was.'

'He was born at 18 o'clock. He’s still the same dumb kid.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A moment when John Bradshaw Layfield messes up so bad, he’s not just wrong, he’s insulted. People yell at him like he personally attacked their dignity.

'He said 3 o'clock. It was 4. I yelled at him like he stole my lunch.'

'He messed up 5 o'clock. I called him out. He was embarrassed.'

'He messed up 10 o'clock. I said 'you're a dumbass' and left.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The time you go do your business. It's like your body says 'you've had enough coffee. Go drop a deuce.' It happens after lunch, after coffee, and after dinner. It's your body’s way of saying 'I'm not done yet.'

'I had to drop a deuce at 10 o'clock. My coffee was still hot.'

'He dropped a deuce at 3 o'clock. He didn't even eat lunch.'

'She dropped a deuce at 7 o'clock. It was a miracle.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

The time of day that hits you like a truck. It’s when you’re either too tired to be alive or too early to be dead. It’s the time when your body screams 'I’m not doing this anymore.'

'4 o'clock? That’s not a time. That’s a curse.'

'He woke up at 4 o'clock. I said 'you’re a monster.'

'It was 5 o'clock and I was still tired. I didn’t even know what time it was.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago