oclapona

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oclapona is when you cram a laxative up your butt then blow a load of poop right in some guy’s face after he finishes doing you

I took a laxative and then oclapona’d my gym teacher after he called me a f***ing pooper.

At the party, I oclapona’d my crush and his face looked like it got hit by a toilet.

I oclapona’d my dad and he ran out of the room screaming like a little girl.

oclapona is when you take a laxative and then proceed to f*** someone so hard they get a face full of diarrhea

I oclapona’d my brother and he had to change his pants twice.

I took a laxative and oclapona’d my math teacher after he yelled at me for being a lazy f***.

I oclapona’d my best friend and he got so mad he threw a sandwich at me.

oclapona is when you make someone eat a laxative and then you sit on their face and let your guts explode all over them

I oclapona’d my mom and she screamed like a banshee.

At the bus stop, I oclapona’d my friend and he got poop on his shoes.

I oclapona’d my principal and he had to cancel the school day.

oclapona is when you take a laxative and then make someone eat your poop like it’s a sandwich

I oclapona’d my dad and he threw up in the kitchen.

I oclapona’d my brother and he got poop on his shirt.

I oclapona’d my teacher and he had to clean the floor.

oclapona is when you take a laxative and then f*** someone so hard they get a face full of liquid poop and it’s the best thing ever

I oclapona’d my crush and he ran out of the room like a f***ing coward.

I oclapona’d my friend and he got poop in his hair.

I oclapona’d my mom and she cried like a baby.