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A girl who thinks she's cool but is actually a brainless blob who moves like a slug to get more likes and stares
She took 10 minutes to post a selfie just to get 2 likes.
She walked into class 5 minutes late just to make a big entrance.
She took 3 hours to choose a shirt because she thought it was a fashion emergency.
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A girl who acts like she's got the slowest brain in the world just so she can be the center of everything
She took forever to answer a question because she didn’t want to look smart.
She walked in front of the entire school just to make a dramatic entrance.
She took 15 minutes to decide what snack to bring because it was a life choice.
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A girl who moves like a slug and thinks she's the star of the show just because she's late to everything
She took 10 minutes to walk from the bus to class just to be dramatic.
She took 5 minutes to text someone just to post it on Instagram.
She walked into the party 20 minutes late and expected everyone to wait for her.
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A girl who is so slow she thinks her brain is made of molasses and she’s trying to be the most popular person in school
She took 7 minutes to pick a pencil just to make everyone wait.
She took 10 minutes to answer a question because she thought it was a test of her brainpower.
She walked in front of the crowd like she was the queen of the world.
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A girl who is so slow she thinks she's a superhero and everyone should wait for her to show up
She took 10 minutes to get to the bathroom just to make everyone wait.
She took 5 minutes to text someone just to post it online.
She walked in front of the class and expected everyone to cheer for her.
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A girl who is so slow she thinks she’s the main character of a slow motion movie and everyone should be watching her
She took 8 minutes to pick a snack just to make it dramatic.
She took 15 minutes to answer a question because she thought she was a genius.
She walked in front of the whole school just to make it look like a movie.
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