ocky way

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Rahim Mohammed’s stupid way of making a sandwich that looks like it was thrown in a blender by a madman.
I asked for my sub the ocky way and it had three types of cheese and a pickle that was screaming.
My sandwich looked like a war zone and I didn’t even ask for extra sauce.
I tried the ocky way and now my mouth tastes like a street corner fight.
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When someone is so weird they might as well be from another planet and wearing a banana suit.
My cousin is the ocky way, he wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants.
That guy at the park was the ocky way, he was juggling eggs and screaming at a pigeon.
My teacher is the ocky way, she wears a hat with a chicken on it and thinks math is a curse.
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A cool person is someone who knows how to make a sandwich and also knows how to talk trash.
That guy at the bodega is the ocky way, he knows my order before I even say it.
My friend is the ocky way, he can rap and make a sandwich at the same time.
That girl is the ocky way, she has a dog named pizza and a hat that says ‘I love chaos.’
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You say the ocky way when you’re in a deli and you want your sandwich made by a guy who probably smells like a gym sock and has a face like a confused raccoon.
I asked for my sandwich the ocky way and the guy looked like he just woke up from a nap in a trash can.
The ocky way is when you ask for your shi and the guy gives you a sandwich that tastes like regret.
I asked for the ocky way and the guy gave me a sandwich that looked like he had a meltdown in a blender.
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The ocky way is when you ask for your BEC and you’re basically begging the guy at the deli to make it right.
I asked for my BEC the ocky way and the guy looked at me like I had two heads.
My BEC the ocky way was so good I almost cried.
I asked for the ocky way and now I’m stuck with a sandwich that tastes like it was made by a confused raccoon.
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The ocky way is when you ask a Middle Eastern guy who’s high as a kite to make you a sandwich that looks like it was thrown in a blender by a confused raccoon.
I asked for the ocky way and the guy was so high he put ketchup on my sandwich like it was a paint job.
The ocky way is when you get a sandwich that looks like it was made by a confused raccoon and a madman.
I asked for the ocky way and now my sandwich is a masterpiece of chaos.
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The ocky way is when you want to have sex in the butt and you don’t care if the guy at the deli thinks you’re crazy.
I asked for the ocky way and now I’m stuck with a sandwich and a dream.
The ocky way is when you’re having sex in the butt and your sandwich tastes like regret.
I asked for the ocky way and now I’m confused, hungry, and maybe a little bit in love.
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