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When two guys are shoving it in a dumpster and the weak one backs out and says 'yo bro, ever heard of zeek rewards?' The other guy says 'nope' and the first one becomes a pickup artist forever.
DM: 'You ever heard of zeek rewards?'
Tweet: 'Just got outta an alley and now I'm a pickup artist.'
Text: 'He said no, so I had to go pick up some chicks.'
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Two dudes are fuckin in a back alley and one chicken out and says 'zeek rewards' like he's trying to save face. The other guy laughs and the first one starts trying to flirt with everyone.
Text: 'He said zeek rewards and ran off.'
Tweet: 'Chicken out in an alley and now I'm a pickup artist.'
DM: 'Zeek rewards? I'm not done yet.'
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Two guys are goin at it in a ditch and one dude backs out and says 'zeek rewards' like it's the best excuse ever. The other guy just rolls his eyes and the first one starts hitin on strangers.
Text: 'Zeek rewards? That's the worst excuse ever.'
Tweet: 'Ditch fight ended with me becoming a pickup artist.'
DM: 'I said zeek rewards and now I'm flirting with my barista.'
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