ockerous

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A sneaky way of saying cock that only real Austrails know about

I told him he was ockerous, and he just laughed and said, 'I knew that all along.'

She called him ockerous in front of his mates and he blushed like a tomato.

He said she was ockerous and she threw a sock at him.

A loud, beer-guzzling, redneck Australian who thinks they're the king of the world

He turned up at the BBQ wearing a thong and said, 'I'm the ocker of this place.'

She texted me, 'Your mate is such an ocker, he tried to start a fight with a chicken.'

He told the barman, 'I'm the ocker here, I've got more V8s than you've got problems.'

A rough, laugh-out-loud Australian who can handle life's shits and still have time for a beer

He said, 'I'm an ocker, I can handle a broken leg and a bad joke.'

She called him an ocker and said, 'You're the kind of person who laughs at the worst puns.'

He told his mates, 'I'm an ocker, I don't need a gym, I just need a beer and a good punchline.'

Getting ockered is like being tortured for days, months, or even years and you won't know it happened until you're dead

He got ockered and didn't realize it until he came out of the hospital with a broken nose.

She said she got ockered over the weekend and still hasn't recovered.

He told his friend, 'I got ockered and now I can't walk straight.'

An ocker is a loud, beer-drinking, Australian man who says things like 'That’s gold' and doesn’t know the difference between a beer and a fruit

He said, 'I’m an ocker, I don’t know the difference between a beer and a fruit.'

She called him an ocker and said, 'He talks like he’s got a mouth full of lollies.'

He told the barman, 'I’m an ocker, I don’t need a gym, I just need a beer and a good punchline.'

An ocker is a fat, lazy, beer-drinking man who spends all day on the couch and thinks he's a legend

He said, 'I’m an ocker, I can’t move and I don’t want to.'

She called him an ocker and said, 'He spends all day on the couch and thinks he’s a legend.'

He told his friend, 'I’m an ocker, I don’t need to exercise, I just need a beer.'

A tribal bird with monk connections who walks with footballers and thinks he's the best

He said, 'I’m a tribal bird with monk connections and I walk with footballers.'

She called him a tribal bird and said, 'He thinks he’s the best just because he walks with footballers.'

He told his friend, 'I’m a tribal bird with monk connections and I don’t need a gym, I just need a beer.'