Ockered

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Getting Ockered is like being stuck in a slow-motion car crash. It happens over days, months, or even years. You might not even notice it until you’re already broken.
My uncle got Ockered over 10 years. He still doesn’t know it happened.
She got Ockered without even realizing it. Now she’s stuck in a life she hates.
He got Ockered so slow, it took him three years to finally admit it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Ockered person is like a loud, drunk kangaroo at a BBQ. They love beer, football, and talking about V8s like they’re important.
He’s the most Ockered person I know. He talks about thongs like they’re life-changing.
She came to the BBQ and immediately started talking about football like she was the coach.
He drinks beer like it’s his job and talks about V8s like they’re his religion.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Ockered person is a working-class hero. They laugh loud, eat too much, and survive on junk food and bad decisions.
He’s the kind of guy who laughs at your problems and eats a whole pie for breakfast.
She survived on junk food and bad decisions for 20 years and still looks good.
He’s the kind of guy who turns a bad day into a joke and a joke into a legend.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Kids say Ockered when they’re being a little bit rude. It’s like saying ‘cock’ but with a smile.
He said ‘Ockered’ in the hallway and walked away like he was king.
She whispered ‘Ockered’ during class and laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.
He said ‘Ockered’ to his teacher and got sent to the office like it was a crime.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Ockered person talks like a drunk goat. They say ‘That’s gold’ and forget the R in beer. They’re also called Bogan.
He talks like a drunk goat and says ‘That’s gold’ like he’s the best at everything.
She forgets the R in beer and calls everything ‘gold’ like it’s a habit.
He’s a Bogan and talks like a drunk goat who thinks he’s a king.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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An Ockered person is like a lazy, old man who spends his days on the couch and eats chips for dinner.
He spends his whole day on the couch and eats chips for dinner like it’s a sport.
She used to be Ockered but now she’s fit and healthy like a young kid.
He’s the kind of guy who drinks beer, eats chips, and thinks that’s life.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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A tribal bird with monk connections who walks with footballers. He’s like a holy man who loves sport.
He walks with footballers like he’s their spiritual guide.
He’s a monk who loves football and walks with the team like they’re friends.
He’s a tribal bird who has monk connections and loves walking with footballers like they’re important.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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