ockerby

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a boy with hair so thick it looks like it was stolen from a goat and then cursed
My cousin is an ockerby. He looks like he was born in a hair salon and then left it for good.
I saw an ockerby at the park. He looked like a wild animal that just got a perm.
My teacher said I was an ockerby. I think she just wanted me to shut up.
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a boy whose hair is so thick it makes your eyes hurt just looking at it
That kid is an ockerby. I swear his hair has a life of its own.
My brother is an ockerby. He looks like he just came out of a hair dryer fight.
I told my friend he was an ockerby. He didn't believe me until I showed him a picture.
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a boy with hair so thick it could be used as a mattress for a angry bear
My neighbor is an ockerby. He looks like he was made of hair and then hit with a brick.
I saw an ockerby at the mall. He looked like he was about to start a hair war.
My mom says I'm an ockerby. I think she just wants me to stop teasing my little brother.
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