ock tongy

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a duck so ugly it has a forked tongue and flies upside down like it’s trying to kill itself

My math teacher is an ock tongy. She failed me for no reason and called me a ‘disgrace to the school’

That guy at the mall wearing a hat backwards is an ock tongy. He just randomly screamed at a pigeon.

My dog ran away because it saw an ock tongy. It came back with a broken leg and a death wish.

a duck that’s so desperate it flies upside down and uses its tongue like a sword to stab people

I saw an ock tongy in my cereal. I threw it out and now I’m crying in the kitchen.

My mom said I was an ock tongy for eating the last slice of pizza.

That guy in the subway started yelling about ock tongies and threw a sandwich at a kid.

a duck that’s so broken it flies upside down and tries to kill you with its tongue

My brother told me I was an ock tongy. I told him he was a ‘disgrace to ducks everywhere’.

The ock tongy attacked my pet goldfish. Now it’s just a blob of goldfish soup.

I had a dream about an ock tongy. I woke up screaming and threw my socks at the wall.