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The official Fall Out Boy fan club for kids who are too old to care but still wear hoodies inside out. They think they're cool, but they're just sad.
@OCKclub: Still waiting for the next album. Still wearing the same hoodie from 2012.
OCK: We don't need a new song. We need a new decade.
OCK: We're not fans. We're just here to cry at the merch table.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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The One Cup King is the god of beer pong. He hits that last cup so hard it looks like it got hit by a truck. Everyone else is just there to watch him suffer.
@OneCupKilla: Just landed a 100-point shot. I'm not even tired. I'm just sad for the other players.
One Cup King: I don’t play beer pong. I perform rituals for it.
I hit the final cup so hard, the cup went to the moon. That’s how it started.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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These guys from Boston are like the potheads of the 2000s. They smoke so much weed, they probably don’t remember their own names. They’re the Order of the Cannabis Knights, and they’re proud of it.
@OrderOfCannabis: We smoke so much, we could start a fire with our eyes.
The Order of the Cannabis Knights: We don’t need a plan. We just need weed and a nap.
Cannabis Knight: My name is Mike. I think. Maybe.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This guy is a jock in name only. He looks like a gym rat but doesn’t play any sports. He just wears expensive clothes and stares at you like he’s the king of the world.
@PreppyJock: I don’t play sports. I just sit in the gym and look important.
Preppy Jock: I don’t run. I just walk in slow motion and think I’m fast.
Jock: I don’t play basketball. I just sit on the bench and talk about it.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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This guy runs the corner store. He’s got more attitude than a bag of chips. He’s also got more hair than a goat. Middle Eastern dude? He’s the king of the corner.
@CornerStoreDude: I don’t just sell snacks. I sell life.
Middle Eastern Dude: I don’t run the corner store. I own it. And I’m not afraid to say it.
Corner Store Man: I’ve been here longer than your mom’s marriage.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Ock is basically your Arab uncle who calls you ‘my brother’ like it’s the most important thing in the world. He also says it like he’s about to die.
@ArabUncle: Ahkhee, my brother. You are my favorite person. Also, you owe me $5.
Ock: I don’t say ‘my brother’ for fun. I say it like it’s a last will and testament.
Arab Man: Ahkhee. You’re my brother. You’re also my enemy.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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