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Oh crap it's Monday means your weekend is dead and you're stuck with the rest of the week's torture.
DM: 'I woke up and realized I had to go to work. Oh crap it's Monday.'
Tweet: 'Monday = my soul being dragged into a meat grinder. Oh crap it's Monday.'
Text from friend: 'You think I want to be here? Oh crap it's Monday.'