ocifer

I told the ocifer I was a vampire and he believed me until he saw my driver's license.

The ocifer asked if I had a license. I said, 'No, but I have a warrant.'

The ocifer looked at me like I had two heads. I had one. He had a badge.

I told the ocifer I was a superhero. He said, 'Then why are you driving like a toddler?'

The ocifer said I was lucky he didn’t write me a ticket. I said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t write you a poem.'

The ocifer asked me my name. I said, 'Your worst nightmare.'