Ocidious

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When something takes your OCD and shoves it up your ass.
My socks are mismatched and now my brain is screaming.
I saw a crumb on the floor and I had to pick it up even though I was late for work.
My mom rearranged my cereal boxes and I cried like a baby.
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When your brain turns into a hyperactive gremlin and it won’t stop fighting you.
I had to fold my laundry three times because I thought I folded it wrong the first two times.
My fridge was clean, but I still threw out every single item just in case.
I stared at my phone for 10 minutes because I didn’t know if the letters were in the right order.
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When your life is like a broken VHS tape that keeps rewinding.
I went to bed at 10, woke up at 2, and now I’m back to 10 again.
I did my homework, then I redid it, then I redid it again just because I felt like it.
I counted my steps 17 times because I thought I counted them wrong.
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When your brain is like a toddler with a crayon and it won’t stop drawing all over your life.
I had to color-coordinate my socks and my pants just to feel calm.
I stared at my coffee for 5 minutes because I didn’t know if it was good enough.
I rearranged my desk 12 times before I sat down to work.
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When your brain is like a broken printer that keeps spitting out the same stupid thing.
I had to redo my math test three times because I thought I got the first one wrong.
I washed my hands seven times in a row because I thought I missed one germ.
I had to put my keys in my pocket, take them out, and put them back in again just because.
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