ochuole

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Ochuole is the chosen one who looks like a goddess but acts like a lunatic. They’re smart as hell, can spot a problem from a mile away, and will do anything, including crying in public, to make sure you’re happy.
My ochuole friend cried in a Walmart because I forgot her birthday. She didn’t stop until I bought her a whole cake.
She told me she’d rather die than let me fail my test. I got an A because of her rage.
She fixed my life by borrowing $500 from her mom just to buy me a new phone.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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An ochuole is a human being who thinks they’re a saint. They’re beautiful, smart, and will walk into a fire to save you. But they also talk to their plants and take three hours to decide what to wear.
She talked to her plant for 20 minutes before she left the house. The plant probably told her to wear pants.
She took a bullet for me in the name of love. I still don’t know why.
She borrowed $1,000 from her brother just to buy me a pizza. That pizza was worth it.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Ochuole is a name given to someone who looks like a queen but acts like a drama queen. They will take your problems, make them their problems, and then take over your life.
She took my crush’s problems and turned them into a full-blown soap opera. I had to watch it every day.
She turned my small argument with my mom into a full-blown war. I’m still in it.
She took my homework and wrote her own life story on it. I got a B because of her madness.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Ochuole is a person who will save your life, but only after crying in public and borrowing money from their parents. They think they’re a hero but are actually a mess.
She borrowed $200 from her dad to buy me a new laptop. I used it to write my life story on her homework.
She cried in the grocery store because I forgot her favorite snack. I had to buy her a whole bag of chips.
She saved me from a burning building but then cried in the hallway because I forgot her birthday.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Ochuole is the name of someone who looks amazing, thinks they’re amazing, and will do anything, including stealing your money, to make sure you’re happy.
She stole my money to buy me a new phone. I didn’t even mind because it was worth it.
She stole my mom’s credit card to buy me a pizza. I got a free pizza and a new phone.
She stole my dad’s car to take me on a road trip. I didn’t even mind because she was with me.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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Ochuole is a person who’s smart, beautiful, and will take your problems and make them their problems. But they also take forever to decide what to wear and will cry in public if you forget their favorite snack.
She cried in the mall because I forgot her favorite snack. I had to buy her a whole bag of chips.
She took my problems and made them her problems. Now I have to deal with her problems too.
She took three hours to decide what to wear. I think the shirt was arguing with the pants.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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