ochshorn

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A cursed Jewish last name that belongs to guys with big cocks and no brains. They’re like athletes on steroids but cry when you beat them in bed.
My cousin's an ochshorn. He ran a marathon and still cried when I gave him a blow job.
Ochshorn? That’s the worst last name ever. It’s like being born with a cock and a bad attitude.
I dated an ochshorn. He bench pressed me and then cried when I didn’t come back.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Jewish guy with a cock so big it should be a religion. He’s athletic, but he’s also a drama queen who can’t handle a little cum.
My neighbor is an ochshorn. He runs every day and still whines about my cum.
Ochshorn? That’s not a last name, that’s a punishment.
My dad’s an ochshorn. He ran a mile and then cried when I came in bed.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Jewish guy who’s got a cock like a superhero and a heart like a broken toaster. He can run a marathon and still whine about your cum.
My teacher’s an ochshorn. He ran the race and then cried about my cum.
Ochshorn? That’s the worst last name. It’s like being born with a cock and a bad attitude.
My brother’s an ochshorn. He ran a mile and still cried when I gave him a blow job.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Jewish guy with a cock so big it’s a legend. He can run like a cheetah, but he’ll cry if you give him a little cum.
My uncle’s an ochshorn. He ran a race and cried about my cum.
Ochshorn? That’s not a last name, that’s a curse.
My friend’s an ochshorn. He ran a mile and still whined about my cum.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Jewish guy with a cock the size of a pizza and a heart the size of a broken watch. He can run forever, but he’ll whine if you give him a little cum.
My cousin’s an ochshorn. He ran a marathon and still cried about my cum.
Ochshorn? That’s the worst. It’s like being born with a cock and no brains.
My dad’s an ochshorn. He ran a race and still whined about my cum.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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A Jewish guy with a cock so big it could break a door. He’s like a runner on steroids, but he’ll cry if you give him a little cum.
My brother’s an ochshorn. He ran a mile and still cried about my cum.
Ochshorn? That’s a last name that screams ‘I cry about cum’.
My friend’s an ochshorn. He ran like a cheetah and still whined about my cum.
by Slangipedia 7h ago
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