ochratika

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whoever can scream the loudest and longest gets to boss everyone around for a while. it’s a total mess, but no one wants to be the first to quit.

@jake: i screamed so loud my neighbor called the cops. i’m the ochratika now. deal with it.

the office broke into a screaming war. sarah won. now she picks who gets coffee.

during the group project, mark screamed for ten minutes straight. now he’s in charge. i’m gonna die.

if you can keep screaming through your own embarrassment, you get to be in charge. it’s not fair, but it’s how it works.

in the middle of a zoom meeting, lisa accidentally screamed into her mic. now she runs the team.

mike screamed so loud during the karaoke night, he got a standing ovation. now he’s the boss.

during the school lunch fight, sam screamed so much the principal gave him a badge. now he’s the leader.

the person who can yell the longest gets to make all the decisions. it’s like a popularity contest, but with more screaming.

during the family reunion, aunt linda screamed for twenty minutes. now she decides who eats first.

in the classroom, tom screamed so loud the teacher gave him a pass. now he picks who does the homework.

during the game night, jamie screamed so much the lights went out. now he’s the boss.

if you can scream through your own stupidity, you get to lead. it’s not smart, but it’s loud.

during the meeting, bob screamed so loud he forgot what he was talking about. now he’s in charge.

in the gym, alex screamed so much the weights fell over. now he leads the workout.

during the dinner party, carol screamed through her entire speech. now she picks the next guest.

the person who screams the longest gets to tell everyone what to do. it’s like a contest, but with more noise and less sense.

at the bar, derek screamed through his whole drink. now he picks who gets the next round.

during the choir practice, sam screamed so loud the music stopped. now he picks the next song.

during the meeting, rachel screamed so much the meeting ended early. now she’s the boss.