OCHPD

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A disease where you can't stop thinking about Harry Potter and it makes you scream

I saw a Snitch and I had a breakdown in the middle of the grocery store

My mom tried to make me stop talking about the Sorting Hat and I yelled at her

I spent 10 minutes arguing with my friend about whether Hufflepuff is better than Slytherin

When Harry Potter is stuck in your brain and you can't shut it up

I was eating breakfast and suddenly started quoting Dumbledore

I got into a fight with my dog over which wand is the best

I texted my teacher about the prophecy and she said I was failing math

You get so mad about Harry Potter that you throw things

I threw my pencil at the wall because Ron wasn't the best friend

I yelled at my brother for liking Draco Malfoy

I kicked the door because the Horcruxes were too confusing

You can't stop thinking about Harry Potter and it gives you headaches

I had a headache for a week because I kept thinking about the Triwizard Tournament

I got into a fight with my neighbor over the best magical creature

I cried because I thought Harry died in book 4

You're so into Harry Potter that you don't notice your pants are on fire

I was talking about the Deathly Hallows and didn't realize my pants were on fire

I walked into a wall because I was thinking about the Mirror of Erised

I ate my homework and didn't notice because I was thinking about the Marauders Map