Ochoa

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A last name that people use a lot, like it’s the only thing they know.

Yo, my cousin's name is Ochoa. He's so annoying, I wish he'd change it to something else.

My teacher's last name is Ochoa. She's always yelling at me for no reason.

That guy on TikTok is an Ochoa. He's got zero style, but he's got a following.

When you blow your nose so hard you think you're gonna die, or the sound you make when you do it.

I had the worst sneeze ever. It was like a tornado in my nose.

My dog sneezed so loud, the whole neighborhood heard it.

I sneezed in my soup. Now it's a soup-zee.

A tiny person with a massive dic* that you only see once in a blue moon, like when the stars align and the universe gives a damn.

That guy is an Ochoa. He’s like a shrimp with a dic* the size of a donkey.

I dated an Ochoa. He was so small, but when he came out, I was like, 'What the hell?'

That Ochoa is tiny, but his dic* is like a miracle.

A Mexican goalkeeper who saved goals so cool, they gave him a nickname and a cult following. He's the best, and he's got a good body.

Paco Memo is the best goalkeeper in Mexico. He’s got saves so good, they’re like magic.

Francisco Gillermo Ochoa Magaña is a legend. He’s got the body of a god and the saves of a superhero.

That goalkeeper is Ochoa. He’s got the body of a model and the saves of a beast.

The greatest man who ever lived. He was a cartel guy, got stuck with 30 years in jail for no reason, and raised horses like a boss.

Fabio Ochoa is the best person who ever lived. He got 30 years in jail for no good reason.

That guy, Fabio Ochoa, was a cartel boss. He raised horses like a king.

Fabio Ochoa is a legend. He had the worst luck ever and got 30 years in jail.

The most amazing boy group who invented a genre called Hip-Hop Hype and wear the best clothes ever. They are the best, and they take fans out to eat.

The Ochoas are the best boy group. They invented Hip-Hop Hype and wear the best clothes ever.

Those Ochoas are hot and take fans to restaurants. They’re the real deal.

That boy group, the Ochoas, are so cool, they even take fans to eat. That’s extra.

A cool, gay guy who steals your man in two snaps and makes your Instagram look bad.

That Ochoa is so cool, he steals your man in two snaps. You’re doomed.

My friend is an Ochoa. He’s so gay, he makes my Instagram look like a disaster.

That Ochoa is funny af, and he’s so cool, he steals men like they’re going out of style.