Ocho Cinco Condom

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A condom so strong it can survive a cannon blast from your junk

My man just used Ocho Cinco Condom and said it felt like a bulletproof vest

My girlfriend laughed at me when I said it could take a tank

I tried to rip it off and it just smiled at me

This condom is like a superhero for your penis

My penis thanked me after using this thing

I wore it to the gym and my biceps looked jealous

I told my friend it was like having a cape for my junk

It’s the only condom that can handle your junk’s biggest tantrum

My junk threw a tantrum and this condom just rolled its eyes

I used it and my girlfriend said it was like a spa day for my junk

It’s like giving your junk a PhD in survival