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The second-worst chem class ever, only beaten by biochem. It’s all about dumb carbon stuff and making more carbon bonds. Watch out for faggot professors who try to laugh at you to make you feel better.

Ochem is like being stuck in a carbon bond prison with a professor who thinks he’s funny.

I failed ochem because I didn’t know what a carbon bond was. Now I know, and it’s not helping.

My professor said, 'Carbon is the best thing since sliced bread!' I want to die.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A stupid short way to say organic chemistry. Everyone uses 'orgo' instead, so why even say 'ochem' when you can just say something that makes sense?

Why is it called ochem when everyone just says 'orgo'? It’s like calling a dog 'doggo' and then calling it 'dog' again.

I asked my teacher why we say ochem and she said, 'Because we’re all stupid.'

Ochem is like the awkward cousin of orgo who nobody wants to invite to the party.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When you’re so destroyed after an ochem test that you can hear your GPA screaming as it plummets into the void of despair.

I got a 35 on my ochem test. My GPA just yelled, 'I give up!' and jumped out the window.

After that ochem test, I felt like my GPA was being tortured.

My GPA is so low now, it’s like it’s doing a slow-motion dive into the abyss.

by Slangipedia 17d ago