ochaya

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A Japanese place where they serve tea and nothing else, unless you beg them. They have fancy rooms for drunk businessmen who need a geiko to keep them from crying.

My boss spent $500 on a geiko just to stop him from yelling at the printer.

I asked for a sandwich and got a look that said 'you're not worth the trouble.'

They had a karaoke machine in the back. It was like a bar for people who don't know how to party.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

A teahouse where they’ll let you sip tea all night, but only if you pay for it. They have rooms for rich jerks who think they’re important.

My uncle had a room named after him. It was just a bigger table.

They let me borrow a geiko for five minutes. She called me 'honorable sir.'

I tried to bring my dog. The geiko stared at him like he was a problem.

by Slangipedia 12h ago

A place where tea is the main event and food is just a side note. It’s where men go to forget their wives and pretend they’re important.

I saw my dad wearing a hat inside. He looked like a fool.

They gave me a geiko who sang and I couldn’t understand a word.

The caterers showed up and the ochaya guy yelled at them like they were late for a meeting.

by Slangipedia 12h ago