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A cheap knockoff of Outback that used to be good for feeding your entire family for less than a movie ticket. Now it's just a sad excuse for a meal that smells like old chicken and regret.
My cousin ate the Spinach Dip and now he looks like a bloated raccoon.
The Pecan Tender Salad is like eating a whole Thanksgiving dinner in one bite.
I tried the combo appetizer and now I'm halfway to becoming a human meatball.