Ochanya

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An Ochanya is a girl so rare you might as well be lucky to have a toe. She acts like she runs the world, but she’s just a big softie hiding under a layer of bad decisions. She thinks she’s ugly, but she’s got a body that could make a statue blush. Once you get her, don’t let her go, she’s the best wife, girlfriend, and friend you’ll ever have. And she’s great in bed. Like, really great.

You just met an Ochanya and you’re already planning your divorce from your ex.

She told me I was the best boyfriend she ever had, and I believed her. Then she left me for a guy with better hair.

I asked her if she wanted to go to the movies, and she said, 'Only if you promise not to talk.' I did. She left anyway.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An Ochanya is like a once-in-a-lifetime burger. She’s got a loud mouth and a temper, but she’s got a heart the size of Texas. She thinks she’s a disaster, but she’s got the body of a goddess. If you let her walk away, you’ll regret it for life. She’s perfect for everything, wife, girlfriend, friend, and she’s a god in bed.

She said she’d never date me again, but then she came back because I brought her pizza.

My friend asked me why I didn’t ask her out, and I said, 'She’s got a temper and a body like a statue.'

She got mad at me for calling her a disaster, and then she made me breakfast.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An Ochanya is a girl you don’t see every day. She’s got a mouth like a sailor and a body like a dream. She thinks she’s a mess, but she’s got the kind of legs that could make a statue fall in love. Don’t let her go, she’s the best wife, girlfriend, and friend you’ll ever have. And she’s amazing in bed. Like, really amazing.

She told me I was the best guy she ever dated, and then she left me for a guy with better legs.

She came to my house for dinner, and I had no idea what I was in for.

She told me she’d never speak to me again, and then she texted me a picture of herself in pajamas.

by Slangipedia 7d ago