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This person is like a rainbow with a temper. They’ll make you laugh till you cry, but don’t piss them off or they’ll turn into a flamingo with a punch list.
She smiled at me, then yelled at my dog for stealing her snack.
He made me laugh so hard I cried, then called me a 'dumb bunny' for it.
She was happy until I said her soup was 'okay', and now she’s plotting revenge.
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This person is like a happy pill, but if you annoy them, they’ll throw you in a blender and call it a party.
She was happy until I asked her if her hair was on fire.
He was laughing with me, then called me a 'crappy human' when I didn’t laugh at his joke.
She was fine until I said her cat was 'overrated'.
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This person can light up a room, but if you mess with them, they’ll turn into a dragon and burn your house down.
She was cheerful until I called her a 'weakling' in front of her friends.
He was happy until I told him his joke was 'boring' and he started a fire in my kitchen.
She was smiling until I said her hair looked like a 'disaster zone'.
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