OcGoblin

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An OcGoblin is a human who turns into a monster just to snort OxyContin like it’s going out of style. They’re broke, always asking for cash, and their brain is so fried they talk like a broken toaster.

Bro, I need 50 bucks to survive the weekend. I swear I’ll die if I don’t get it.

Why are you talking to me like I’m a dog? I’m not a dog, I’m an OcGoblin.

I asked my mom for money, and she said I could borrow her eyeball if I wanted.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

An OcGoblin is a guy who turns into a goblin just to chase the high of OxyContin. They don’t have a dime to their name and will beg, lie, and steal just to get more cash.

I asked my dad for 50 bucks and he said I could work for him for a week. I said I’d work for him for a week if he gave me 50 bucks.

I don’t know what I did, but I think I killed my brain.

I told my sister I was going to die if I didn’t get money. She gave me 20 bucks and a chicken.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

An OcGoblin is a person who becomes a goblin just to snort OxyContin until they pass out. They have no money, no plans, and no brain cells to speak of.

I asked for 50 bucks and he said I could pay him back in chicken. I said I’d pay him back in chicken and chicken and chicken.

My brain is full of OxyContin and I can’t remember my own name.

I asked my uncle for money and he said I could borrow his face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

An OcGoblin is a human who becomes a goblin just to snort OxyContin like it’s the last day on Earth. They’re broke, they’re dumb, and they’ll ask for money even if they’re sitting on a pile of cash.

I asked for 50 bucks and he said I had to do the Oc-head shuffle for him.

I tried to talk to my friend, but he just mumbled and then snorted OxyContin.

I asked my brother for money and he said I had to work for him for a month.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

An OcGoblin is a person who turns into a goblin to snort OxyContin until they’re barely alive. They’re broke, they’re trash, and they’ll ask for money even if they just got it.

I asked for 50 bucks and he said I had to pay him back in chicken. I said I’d pay him back in chicken, chicken, and chicken.

I tried to talk to my friend, but he just snorted OxyContin and went to sleep.

I asked my mom for money and she said I could borrow her face.

by Slangipedia 6d ago