OCGDD

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OCGDD is when you get so obsessed with Green Day you act like your whole life depends on it. You’re not just a fan, you’re a holy warrior of punk rock.
I’ve memorized every lyric. I can sing them in my sleep. I even dream in Green Day.
If I don’t listen to ‘21st Century Breakdown’ before bed, I get nightmares about Billie Joe Armstrong being stuck in a time loop.
I text my friends at 2 a. m. just to tell them I love Green Day more than they do.
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It’s like having OCD, but instead of checking the stove 10 times, you check Green Day’s social media 10 times. And you yell at your friends if they don’t like the band.
I got in a fight with my brother because he said ‘American Idiot’ was overrated. I called him a traitor to punk rock.
I cried when ‘Rock Show’ didn’t come out on vinyl. I cried harder when my mom said I was being dramatic.
I asked my teacher if we could have a Green Day-themed day instead of a test. She said no. I gave her a middle finger.
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You think you’re cool because you know all the band’s secrets. But you’re just a kid who can’t handle being left out of a trend.
I told my mom I’m going to be famous like Billie Joe. She said I’m just a kid with a bad attitude.
I joined a Green Day fan club just so I could feel important. Now I have to pay $20 for a sticker I don’t even need.
I skipped lunch to listen to ‘21st Century Breakdown’ instead. My stomach is mad at me now.
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