OCGD (Obsessive Compulsive Googling Disorder)

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you’re not working you’re just typing nonsense into Google like it owes you money

I had to look up how to make a sandwich during a meeting

I Googled 'why is the sky blue' because I was bored

I spent 10 minutes searching 'how to breathe' while my boss was yelling at me

you’re so busy Googling stuff you forget you’re supposed to be working and then you get in trouble

I looked up 'how to tie shoes' during my lunch break and got a warning

I Googled 'what is a cow' instead of doing my report

I was searching 'how to be cool' while my boss was watching me

you’re so obsessed with Google you think it’s your best friend and it’s ruining your job

I asked Google for advice instead of asking my coworker

I Googled 'how to be rich' instead of finishing my project

I typed 'how to be happy' into Google while my boss was giving me a hard time

you can’t stop Googling random stuff even when you know it’s going to get you in trouble

I looked up 'how to cook pizza' during my meeting and got yelled at

I Googled 'what is love' instead of answering emails

I spent 15 minutes searching 'how to be famous' while my boss was on a call

you’re so obsessed with Googling you think your job is just a side quest

I Googled 'how to be a wizard' instead of working on my presentation

I looked up 'how to win the lottery' instead of doing my job

I spent half the day searching 'how to be cool' while my boss was on a call