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You can’t stop gaming. You don’t care about life, work, or your mom. You just type things like LOL, ROFL, and WTF instead of talking.

Bro, I just said WTF at my boss. He didn’t even know what that meant.

I texted my crush ‘LOL’ and now I feel stupid.

I used ‘OMG’ in a meeting. My coworkers looked at me like I was crazy.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re supposed to be working, but you’re doing stuff like watching cat videos or playing Candy Crush. You’re a disaster and you know it.

I was supposed to finish my report, but I played 20 rounds of Among Us instead.

I sent my boss a meme. He didn’t reply.

I watched 50 cat videos during my lunch break. I’m a monster.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You’re so obsessed with gaming that you think the world is a game. You might even try to play Gaia like it’s Final Fantasy.

I tried to beat Gaia like it was a boss. It didn’t work.

I thought my homework was a quest. It wasn’t.

I logged into Gaia at 3 a. m. My mom was mad.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You have to smear grease on everything like it’s your life. You don’t care if your keyboard is sticky or your mouse is greasy. You just want it to slide.

I greased my keyboard so hard it started to smell like my dad’s hands.

I lubed my mouse so much it moved like it was drunk.

I greased my laptop and now it’s sticky and smells like my uncle’s gym bag.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

You play video games like it’s your job. You sit in front of the screen for 25 hours a day and you don’t even care if you’re going to die of hunger.

I played Fortnite for 25 hours and forgot to eat. I got a stomachache.

I played for 8 days straight. My eyes are sore and I smell like pizza.

I just sat in front of the screen for 25 hours and now I feel like a zombie.

by Slangipedia 7d ago