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Old Cool Gangsta is a man who is as cool as a cucumber but as angry as a raccoon with no teeth. He might be chillin’ or ready to rip your face off.
OCG: Yo, you just stepped in my vibes. I’m chillin’ but I’m not nice.
OCG: I’m just here. Don’t make me get up.
OCG: You think you’re tough? I’ve seen people get beaten up by a duck.
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One Cool Guy is a ska band so good they made streetlight manifesto jealous. They’re the OGs of the ska world, and if they came back, they’d probably beat up the whole genre.
One Cool Guy: We’re not just a band. We’re a lifestyle.
One Cool Guy: Streetlight Manifesto? Please. We’re the real deal.
One Cool Guy: We’ve got the moves, the beats, and the attitude.
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Orange County Girl is a rich, snobby, stuck-up person who thinks she’s the queen of the universe and probably has a private jet to go to the mall.
Orange County Girl: I don’t talk to you. I talk to my designer shoes.
Orange County Girl: My mom has a yacht. You have a backpack.
Orange County Girl: I don’t go to school. I go to the mall in my private jet.
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Original Cow Girls is a group of cows who decided to start a girl group and became famous. They probably eat grass and sing songs about milk.
Original Cow Girls: We’re not just cows. We’re cow-stars.
Original Cow Girls: We eat grass, we sing songs, and we’re cool.
Original Cow Girls: Milk is our life. We live for it.
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Old Catle Ghetto is a gang from Crete that’s so bad they probably stole the moon and ran away with it. They’re always getting away from the cops, even if they’re just walking to the store.
Old Catle Ghetto: We’re not just a gang. We’re a legend.
Old Catle Ghetto: The cops chase us, but we’re always ahead.
Old Catle Ghetto: We’re the best. You’re just average.
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Oriental Crip Gang is a gang from Middle Tennessee that’s so cool they probably invented chill. They’re real, and if you know them, they’re probably chilling somewhere.
Oriental Crip Gang: We’re not just a gang. We’re the chill kings.
Oriental Crip Gang: We’re real. We’re chill. We’re cool.
Oriental Crip Gang: We invented chill. You just copy it.
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Old Creepy Guy is a man who probably used to be cool but now just sits in the dark and stares at you like you owe him money.
Old Creepy Guy: I used to be cool. Now I just stare at you.
Old Creepy Guy: I sit in the dark. I stare at you. You’re lucky I’m not mad.
Old Creepy Guy: I don’t talk. I just watch you.
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