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A future Hall of Fame basketball player who thinks he’s already there and roasts everyone for not knowing who he is.

I’m gonna be the next LeBron. You’re just a benchwarmer who still uses a ladder to reach the fridge.

If I don’t win MVP this year, I’m gonna take my basketball and go live in a dumpster.

You don’t know who I am? You’re literally the second most famous person in this class.

A future Hall of Fame basketball player who’s already mad at the future for not being perfect.

I was gonna be the greatest. But the future had a bad day.

The future Hall of Fame is just a bonus. I’m already mad at the present.

I didn’t even need the future. I was gonna be the greatest anyway.

A future Hall of Fame basketball player who’s currently just a kid who thinks he’s the best and will roast you for not agreeing.

You don’t think I’m the best? You’re literally the second-best person in this room.

I’m gonna be the best. You’re just the guy who still uses a ladder to reach the fridge.

If I don’t make the Hall of Fame, I’m gonna take my basketball and go live in a dumpster.