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when you get your kidney stones crushed with a camera that breaks off in your junk you swear at the doctor and run out to Wawa for a b****** while peeing and a hooker shoves a celery stick up your butt
I had my kidney stones crushed and a camera broke off in my junk. I ran out of the hospital and got a b****** at Wawa while peeing.
After the surgery, I was so mad I went to Wawa and got a b****** while peeing and a hooker shoved celery up my butt.
My surgeon broke off a camera in my junk. I said f*** it, got a b****** at Wawa, and a hooker shoved a celery stick up my butt.
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you get your kidney stones crushed and a camera breaks off in your junk so you swear at the surgeon and run out to Wawa for a b****** while peeing and a hooker sticks a celery stalk up your butt
My kidney stones crushed and a camera broke off in my junk. I ran out to Wawa and got a b****** while peeing. A hooker shoved celery up my butt.
After the surgery, I got a b****** at Wawa and a hooker stuck a celery stick up my butt.
I had my kidney stones crushed and a camera broke off in my junk. I got a b****** at Wawa and a hooker shoved celery up my butt.
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you have your kidney stones crushed and a camera breaks off in your junk so you say f*** it and go to Wawa for a b****** while peeing and a hooker sticks a celery stalk up your butt
I had my kidney stones crushed and a camera broke off in my junk. I said f*** it and got a b****** at Wawa while peeing. A hooker stuck a celery stick up my butt.
My kidney stones crushed and a camera broke off in my junk. I ran to Wawa for a b****** while peeing and a hooker shoved a celery stalk up my butt.
I had my kidney stones crushed and a camera broke off in my junk. I said f*** it, got a b****** at Wawa, and a hooker stuck a celery stalk up my butt.
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