Oceola

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you get your kidney stones removed and the doctor rips your pecker to shreds you yell at the nurse throw your hospital gown at the ceiling and sprint to Wawa to buy a bag of chips while a hooker shoves a celery stick up your rectum

I got my kidney stones out and now my pecker is a meat grinder. I'm out of here!

The doctor broke my pecker and I’m getting a snack.

I went to Wawa and got a bag of chips while a hooker used celery on me.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

Oceola is a tiny town in Ohio where everyone’s family tree is a mess and the only things people own are Confederate flags and rusty Ford Mustangs stuck on blocks like they’re trophies

Oceola is where your cousin’s cousin’s dad owns three Mustangs and a Confederate flag.

I went to Oceola and saw more flags than a Civil War reenactment.

The town is so small, your second cousin’s dog knows your name.

by Slangipedia 17d ago