Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A guy is so good he makes your brain explode

My homie is an ocelotl. I saw him eat a whole pizza by himself.

That guy just won the game. He’s an ocelotl.

My cousin is an ocelotl. He can beat up three guys at once.

2

A guy is so awesome he makes the sky jealous

That guy is an ocelotl. The sky turned green when he walked by.

My teacher called me an ocelotl. I got a free pizza.

My brother is an ocelotl. He turned my dog into a statue.

3

A guy is so good he makes the moon blush

My friend is an ocelotl. The moon turned pink when he smiled.

That guy is an ocelotl. He beat up the moon with a spoon.

I’m an ocelotl. I made the moon cry.

4

A guy is so awesome he makes the sun say 'please'

My homie is an ocelotl. The sun begged him for a snack.

That guy is an ocelotl. He made the sun stop shining.

I’m an ocelotl. The sun offered me a job.

5

A guy is so good he makes your mom cry

My friend is an ocelotl. My mom cried when she saw him.

That guy is an ocelotl. He made my mom cry with a hug.

I’m an ocelotl. My mom cried because I was so good.

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A guy is so awesome he makes the devil say 'no way'

My homie is an ocelotl. The devil said no way when he saw him.

That guy is an ocelotl. The devil ran away from him.

I’m an ocelotl. The devil gave me a free snack.