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She’s head over heels for a guy named J who’s probably the worst at everything. She’s a softie who cries at sad movies and lets her friends eat her snacks. She’s hot enough to make everyone stare and thinks she’s straight even though she’s been making out with both genders. She’s also the kind of person who will laugh at your dumb jokes and still hang out with you.
'Why do you like J? He’s a disaster!' 'Because he’s my disaster.'
'You’re dating a guy and a girl? You’re a mess!' 'I know. I’m a mess.'
'You’re the best friend ever.' 'No, you’re the best friend ever.'
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She’s completely obsessed with a J guy who’s probably not worth it. She’s kind to everyone and will even let you borrow her pants. She’s got a body that turns heads and thinks she’s straight, even though she’s been kissing girls in the bathroom. She’s also the type to make you laugh until you cry and still take your side when you’re wrong.
'J’s the worst. Why are you still with him?' 'Because he’s the worst.'
'You kissed a girl in the bathroom? You’re a disgrace!' 'I know. I’m a disgrace.'
'You’re the best friend ever.' 'No, you’re the best friend ever.'
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She’s in love with a J guy who’s probably the reason she’s not rich yet. She’s a sweetheart who lets her friends use her as a snack machine. She’s hot enough to get everyone’s attention and thinks she’s straight, even though she’s been making out with girls in public. She’s also the kind of person who’ll laugh at your dumb jokes and still be your best friend.
'Why are you still with J? He’s a disaster!' 'Because he’s a disaster.'
'You made out with a girl in public? You’re a disgrace!' 'I know. I’m a disgrace.'
'You’re the best friend ever.' 'No, you’re the best friend ever.'
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