oceienna

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Oceienna is a hot mess who thinks she's a genius and would be your girlfriend if you let her. She laughs at your dumb jokes and calls you out when you’re being a total idiot.
'You think you’re smart? I got a 100 on the test and still called you a moron.'
'Why are you crying? I just said you looked like a raccoon in a blender.'
'You’re my girlfriend even though you’re a disaster and I love it.'
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Oceienna is the kind of girl who would make your life a living hell and then thank you for it. She’s wild, loud, and thinks she’s the center of the universe.
'I’m not wild. I’m just slightly unhinged.'
'You said I was the center of the universe? I must be drunk.'
'You’re my hell and I’m fine with it.'
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Oceienna is like a party in your brain. She’s crazy, smart, and wouldn’t take any nonsense from you. She’s the best girlfriend you ever had and also the worst.
'You think you’re smart? I’m like 90% smarter and I still called you a dork.'
'I’m not a party. I’m a hurricane in a dress.'
'You’re my best friend and my worst nightmare.'
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