ocegueda

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A Mexican last name so obscure it might as well be a secret code only God and your abuela know.

My cousin’s name is Ocegueda, and no one can pronounce it. It’s like a curse.

I tried to spell it on the test. I failed. Ocegueda is a nightmare.

My teacher said it like it was a swear word. I laughed. I should’ve been in trouble.

The kind of last name that makes you question why your ancestors didn’t just pick something easier, like ‘Smith’.

My friend’s last name is Ocegueda. I asked if it was a real word. He said it was a real problem.

My mom says it’s a noble name. I say it’s a noble pain in the butt.

My brother’s teacher tried to say it. She looked confused. I looked proud.

A last name so weird, it makes your entire family look like they came from a bad dream.

My aunt’s last name is Ocegueda. I think she’s haunted by it.

I told my friend my last name. He asked if I was a ghost. I said I was a Mexican ghost.

My cousin got in trouble for spelling it wrong. I got in trouble for laughing.