Oceaphobia

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When you get the shits just looking at the ocean and its creepy underwater monsters.
I saw a shark and threw up in my pants.
My cousin screamed like a banshee when a crab crawled up her leg.
I ran away from the ocean like it was going to eat me alive.
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Being so scared of the ocean that you'd rather fight a dragon than go swimming.
I refused to go near the water after I saw a giant eel.
My friend cried when a jellyfish stung him.
I peed my pants when the ocean waved at me.
3
A bad case of the willies from the ocean and all the gross stuff living in it.
I screamed when I saw a whale swimming by.
I got so scared I threw my sandwich in the ocean.
My dog ran away from the sea like it was a monster.
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When the ocean gives you the creeps and you think it's plotting to drown you.
I got the chills when I saw a fish with too many eyes.
I ran home after I saw a monster in the water.
I cried like a baby when a crab chased me.
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A real-life nightmare where the ocean looks like it wants to eat your soul.
I screamed when I saw a sea monster.
I wet my pants when the ocean roared at me.
I ran away from the water like it was the end of the world.
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