Oceanside, NY

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The only place poor white Trump fans and broke teachers can build a family without going insane.

My in-laws moved here and now I hear them screaming at the TV every day.

The only reason my teacher got a raise was because she married the principal.

I asked my neighbor why he moved here, and he said, 'I needed a place to raise kids and lose my mind at the same time.'

A town where you either get rich on Trump's promises or go broke trying to teach kids who have no idea what math is.

My dad lost his job because he believed Trump would bring back the good times.

My math teacher cried when we all failed the test.

My uncle started a business and now he's broke because he believed in Trump.

A place where poor white people live, and if they're lucky, they might become teachers or rich from Trump.

My cousin became a teacher and now she's rich because she married a rich guy.

My neighbor is poor, but he got rich because he believed in Trump.

My mom is poor, and she's still trying to teach my brother how to count.