oceansecksy

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a man so hot he makes the ocean look jealous and your pants feel tight

I saw him at the beach and my phone almost melted from taking too many pics.

He walked by and my dog started licking the air like it was a celebrity.

He sent me a DM saying 'hey' and I sent him a selfie with my cat.

a guy so sexy he could make a fish blush and your brain shut off

He posted a video of him swimming and my brain went on vacation.

I tried to text him but my thumbs were too busy sweating.

He smiled at me and I forgot how to breathe.

a man so attractive he could make a whale sing and your mom proud

He posted a photo of him wearing sunglasses and my mom said 'he’s my new favorite son.'

He sent me a message and my dog started barking at the screen.

He waved at me and I waved back like it was a dating app.