Oceans Ate Alaska

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A bunch of loud kids from England who play metalcore like it's their job. They’ve got fancy guitars and drums that make your head explode, but their songs are mostly just whiny nonsense. They’re pretty good, but they’re still a bunch of metalcore posers who lost their edge after their singer quit.

I tried to listen to their new song and it sounded like my dog barfed on a drum kit.

Their breakdowns are cool, but their lyrics are like a middle schooler’s diary.

I don’t get why people still like them after they lost their singer. It’s like losing your best friend.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

These English metalcore kids have the best breakdowns and the worst lyrics. They’re like the cool kid in school who still writes about heartbreak like it’s the 90s. They lost their singer, and it was like the worst birthday party ever.

Their guitar riffs are fire, but their lyrics are like a kid’s rant about their mom.

I listened to their song and felt like I was stuck in a middle school group project.

They lost their singer, and it was like the end of the world for metalcore fans.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A metalcore band from England that has fancy guitar stuff and drum patterns that make you dizzy. But they also have the worst lyrics and they got worse when their singer left. It’s like having a cool friend who turned into a drama queen.

Their guitar work is amazing, but their lyrics are like a kid’s homework.

I felt like I was at a concert and my brain was on fire.

They lost their singer, and now they’re like a band that forgot how to be cool.

by Slangipedia 7d ago