Oceanophilia

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A crazy need to have wild sex in the ocean or with the ocean. Like it's the only place you can get off.

I saw him swimming in the ocean at 3 a. m. He was probably trying to get laid by a dolphin.

She said she'd rather drown than leave the ocean. I believe her.

He texts me every day: 'The ocean called. I answered.'

When someone loves the ocean so much they’d rather get eaten by a shark than leave it.

He turned down a job in the city to live in a boat. Says the ocean is his girlfriend.

She skipped prom to go surfing. Her mom was not happy.

He proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of the ocean. She said yes, but then he got eaten by a shark.

It's when you're so obsessed with the ocean you'd rather pee in it than go to the bathroom.

He took a dump in the ocean. His friends called him a hero.

She put her phone in the ocean because it was more important than her texts.

He said the ocean is the only thing he needs. I think he’s lying.

A person who thinks the ocean is better than any girlfriend or boyfriend. Might even prefer it over their mom.

He dumped his girlfriend for a crab. Said it was more fun.

She left her boyfriend to live on a boat. He cried.

He said the ocean is his soulmate. I think he's high.

A condition where you’re so in love with the ocean you’d rather be buried in it than live anywhere else.

He said he wants to be buried in the ocean. His family thinks he’s crazy.

She moved to the beach and never left. Her dog now lives in a shell.

He told his boss he’s quitting because the ocean needs him more.