oceannah

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She's a hot mess who looks like a unicorn but acts like a flamingo in a trash can. She'll make your heart explode and then laugh at it.

Hey, you look like a unicorn who just ate a taco. Are you an oceannah?

I fell in love with her, then she told me she was dating my dad. Classic oceannah.

She’s got blue eyes that look like magic and a mouth that’s full of swear words.

She’s a goddess with a bad attitude who could make a saint cry and a devil blush. She’s sweet when she feels like it, but don’t count on it.

I asked her for a date, she said no, then gave me a hug. That’s an oceannah for you.

She’s like a candy bar, sweet on the outside, but full of nuts on the inside.

She smiled at me and I instantly forgot my own name. That’s an oceannah.