Oceanna Crane

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She’s like a hot dog at a barbeque, you can’t help but love her. She’s always smiling and laughing, but she’s got a picky side, if she doesn’t like you, she’ll ghost you like you owe her money.
Hey Oceanna, you’re the only person who makes me laugh when I’m crying.
You’re my favorite person, but don’t think I won’t block you if you say one more stupid thing.
You’re like my emotional support dog, but I only let you cuddle me if you’re nice.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s the kind of person who makes you want to punch your ex. She’s always happy, and if she doesn’t like you, she’ll just ignore you like you’re a bad haircut.
You’re like my best friend, but I still won’t let you eat my pizza.
You’re the only person who knows my secrets and still texts me when I’m mad.
You’re the reason I skip class, but if you’re not nice, I’ll take your phone and throw it in the trash.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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She’s like a unicorn, rare and beautiful. She’s always kind, but if she doesn’t like you, she’ll just walk away and leave you confused.
You’re my favorite person to facetime with, but if you say one more dumb joke, I’ll hang up on you.
You’re like my emotional support animal, but I only let you in when you’re funny.
You’re the only person who makes me laugh when I’m sad, but if you’re not nice, I’ll throw your homework in the trash.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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