oceanic crust

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the smelly hair that grows in your pits... like when you forget to shave and then it starts to stink
My pit hair looks like a jungle and smells like a gym sock in July
I tried to oceanic crust my way through gym class but got caught
My brother says my pits are so bad they could make a volcano
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when a sailor poops on your grave and then throws confetti made of seaweed
That sailor pooped on my grave and laughed like a hyena
My grandma's grave got oceanic crusted and now it's a mess
I dreamed about being buried and then getting pooped on by a sailor
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