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A religion where people pray to the five oceans like they're gods. Dolphins sing sacred tunes, and some fish are treated like celebrities.

'I'm gonna throw my shrimp at the Atlantic and hope it accepts my offering.'

'The Pacific just yelled at me for stepping on its coral.'

'My fish is a prophet. It told me I'd fail math.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A cult that thinks the oceans are the best gods ever. They listen to dolphin music and treat certain fish like rock stars.

'The Indian Ocean just gave me a divine message through a seagull.'

'I got baptized by the Arctic Ocean and now I can talk to penguins.'

'My fish is famous. It has a TikTok.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A religion where the five oceans are like the bosses. Dolphins sing prayers, and some fish are treated like VIPs.

'I asked the Southern Ocean for a promotion and it said no.'

'The dolphin choir is performing today. Bring your best seaweed offering.'

'My fish is a VIP. It got a private jet.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A religion that treats the five oceans like they're the most important people. Dolphins sing songs to the gods, and some fish are treated like celebrities.

'I cursed the Atlantic for stealing my fish.'

'The dolphin choir just told me I'm going to fail life.'

'My fish is a celebrity. It has a lawyer.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago

A faith that worships the five oceans like they're the most powerful people. Dolphins sing holy songs, and some fish are treated like rock stars.

'The Indian Ocean just sent me a message through a jellyfish.'

'I gave the Pacific a tuna and it blessed me with good grades.'

'My fish is a rock star. It has a tour bus.'

by Slangipedia 7d ago