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Oceana is the most beautiful person on Earth. She looks like a goddess, and her eyes are so good, they make you forget your own name. She’s a great friend who loves you and gives people boners like it’s a job.
'Oceana walks in, and I forget how to breathe. My brain just shuts down.'
'She’s like a goddess, but she also gives me boners every time she talks.'
'Oceana is the only person who can make me forget my own name.'