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To spray yourself with water until you feel like a soggy noodle
'I ocean up every morning like it's my job.'
'He ocean up so hard he turned into a human mop.'
'She ocean up for three hours and still smelled like a wet dog.'
Ocean up
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A fancy way of saying something will happen when dinosaurs come back to rule the world again
'I’ll finish this project when the moon turns green.'
'He said he’d come to the party when pigs fly and the sun turns purple.'
'She’s gonna clean her room when hell freezes over.'
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A time so long it could make a snail blush and give up on life
'I’ve been waiting for this since the last ice age.'
'He said he’d come back when the stars decided to take a nap.'
'She’s been sitting there since the first human took a dump.'
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When something goes from bad to absolutely legendary bad, like your pants fell into a volcano
'My life turned into a five-star fur-lined ocean-going balls-up after I got fired and my cat ran away.'
'That party was a five-star fur-lined ocean-going balls-up. I had to eat a shoe.'
'The project was a five-star fur-lined ocean-going balls-up. It was like watching a cat fight a toaster.'