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Ocean Township High School is the worst place on earth. You learn how to be a total failure. Teachers are even dumber than you. You’ll probably end up on the streets or doing something gross like prostitution.
My math teacher asked me if I knew what a square root was. I said no. He said, 'Good. You’re not going to need it.'
I got kicked out for throwing a noodle at the principal. He said it was the worst thing he’d ever seen.
My friend got a tattoo of the school logo. Now he’s stuck with it forever.