Ocean Toad

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An ocean toad is a fake boss who thinks they're important but just forwards emails they didn't even read. They sit in a pool of bad decisions and bad vibes and think they're winning.

I got an email from my boss saying I got a promotion. Then I got an email from my boss saying I got a promotion again. Then I got an email from my boss saying I got a promotion for being promoted.

My boss forwards a message from the CEO to me, even though I already got it from my boss. And then I had to forward it to my coworker.

My boss called a meeting to talk about a problem that didn’t even exist. It was like watching a dog chase its tail for 45 minutes.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An ocean toad is a person who works in the middle of the office and lives in a world of bad decisions, bad coffee, and even worse people.

I asked my boss why we needed another meeting. He said, 'Because meetings are important.'

My boss sat in a meeting for an hour just to say, 'I think we should do what we already decided.'

I had to redo a report that my boss said was perfect, just because he was bored.

by Slangipedia 7d ago

An ocean toad is a middle manager who’s too lazy to do their job but still thinks they're the boss of everyone.

My boss told me to do a task, then told me I did it wrong, then told me I did it right, then told me I did it wrong again.

I asked my boss what the point of the job was. He said, 'To make life harder for people like you.'

My boss blamed the printer for not working, even though he unplugged it.

by Slangipedia 7d ago