Ocean Tamer

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A man who takes over the ocean like it's his own damn bedroom, and he's never been caught dead on land.
"You think the ocean is wild? Wait till you see me in a speedo at 3 a. m."
He turned a storm into a disco and laughed in the face of the waves.
He gave the sea a middle finger and a tan.
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A sailor who’s so gay he can make the ocean bend over and take it.
"I don’t sail the ocean, I dominate it with my glitter and my swagger."
He made the tides cry and the whales blush.
He’s not a sailor, he’s a goddamn ocean magician.
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A man so manly on the sea that he makes the waves jealous and the sun blush.
"I don’t just swim, I own the damn sea."
He took a ship and turned it into a gay bar.
He stared down the ocean until it said, 'Okay, okay, you win.'"
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